Nadya (nadinefrancaise) wrote,

Предвыборное (второй тур)

Summary of the Great Debate

Le Pen: You were minister of the economy, yet you insist that 2+2=4.

Macron: And you, Mme Le Pen, you would have our compatriots believe that 2+2=5.

Le Pen: (mocking laughter) Of course, M. Macron, and if you were not the servant of the lobbies and the banks, you would understand that 2+2 has always equaled 5.

Macron: (exasperated, attempting to remain understated) Let me explain to you, Mme Le Pen, why 2+2=4. Take these two fingers ...

Le Pen: How dare you, M. Macron, if you still have fingers, it's only because the radical Islamist jihadists whom you support, whom you invite to your meetings, whose endorsements you accept, have not yet cut them off ...

Macron (with exaggerated patience): Have you nothing to propose for the solution of the problem 2+2? How can that be, Mme Le Pen, after two years of campaign? Can it be because you are truly the heir of your father's party ...

Le Pen: When will you accept responsibility for the failure of M. Hollande, whom you served so abjectly ...

Macron: I will accept responsibility for what I did but not for what others did. Unlike you, I am indebted to no one ...

Le Pen: You deny, then, that you and Hollande are responsible for depriving the French of the extra unit that was theirs until you ceded it to Brussels and reduced 5 to 4?

Macron: Without our partners, Mme Le Pen, we could not even make 2+2 = 3.

Und so weiter.


Я лично буду голосовать за дважды два четыре.

И очень прошу любителей альтернативной арифметики мирно и самостоятельно, без лишних напоминаний, пройти на йух.

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